So I was looking on YouTube for some shits, and I saw a video named Harry Loser: The Tower Of Butts. I was that big bitch that I wanted to watch the video. There were 69 views, so I wasn't the first one to see it. Also I ruined the number. I played the video, but nothing happened. I saw just black color, nothing else. I looked at destcription. In destcription was a link, nothing else. I clicked the link. Something started to download. It was named harryloserthetowerofbutts.avi.exe. I was scared. it was avi and exe. Oh-my-god! I slapped myself. It hurt very much, so I cryed like little baby. My mother came and sayd "What happened to you?" I sayid "Nothing... I just wanted to cry because it's good feel." she returned back to things she did before. When I looked back to computer, the video was downloaded.
I opened the video. It started like every Harry Loser movie. It sayd Harry Loser: The Tower Of Butts. After that, I saw Harry was in Weasley's house. Harry was talking with Ron about how big shit did they shit. Harry sayd "I once shitted very big shit. It looked like Voldemort..." He giggled. " It was soft, and had nice smell... I was proud of it, but those bitches in the house I live eated it, and didn't left anything for me..." Harry looked sad about this. Ron sayd " Wow, nice Harry... I shited a shit big like that bitch" He pointed on me "Also it smelled like a rose. It was amazing!". I was scared. Maybe it's just a joke, I thought. Harry looked at me. "Yeah... Ron, you should say it to all people in Wards! " sayd Harry. "Good idea Harry! let's go!" Harry and Ron were farting theyr way to Wards.
Later, Harry and Ron were in Wards. They asked some teacher. Harry sayd " Hello! I have some breaking news. Ron will say it." Ron then sayd " I got a big shit, big like that bitch." he then pointed at me, and everyone was looking at me. "It was nice smelling, like a nice rose." He then looked at her. Teacher sayd "Excellent! You'll have to go to some tower..." "what tower?" sayid both Harry and Ron. "The tower of butts. It's top secret tower, don't say it to anyone." "where is Tower of butts?" asked Harry. "Well... You can only get in if your butt is sexy like mine." She then showed them her sexy butt. Harry and Ron sayd "wow!" and they were in ass-shock. When the teacher put her pants on back, Harry and Ron were still in ass-shock. The teacher put them in hospital. In hospital, Harry and Ron were about 1000000 years, and I was old in this time. When they were out of ass-shock, they realized that they were in ass-shock like 1000000 years. They then checked theyr butts. Both sayd that the other's one is sexyer,
So, after looking at each other's butt, they sayd that isn't sexy like teacher's, So they used gender-swap spell and became some sexy girls. They had giant breasts and super-sexy butt. Everyone who would look at theyr butt will get in ass-shock. They then didn't see anyone. All left were bones and blood, because it was 1000000 years. When next to door. On the door was written : Do not enter, until you have sexy butt. There was also art and on the art was some guy. He sayd "So you want to get in?" Ron and Harry sayd "yeah..." "You'll need to show me your butt first, he sayd." Ron and Harry turned back, and puted off theyr pants. They showed that guy super-sexy butt. The guy was in ass-shock, but the door opened. When they were in tower of butts, there were butts everywhere. In the middle was giant butt. Ron got his shit. It looked like me! He then placed my face into the butt.
Harry then sayd "what now?", and Ron replyed "Let's get rid of this little bitch". He then pointed at me. They then jumped off my computer, and maked me chained to my bed. they then stepped on my bed, turned off theyr pants, and showed me theyr sexy butt. I then was in ass-shock, and I am still in ass-shock.
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